Tag Archives: John Mayer
Is Gerard Butler Dating Jessica Simpson?
Posted on 23. Oct, 2009 by CSS.
John Mayer isn’t the only Hollywood hound Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have in common.
Jessica and Gerard Butler had a date at NYC’s Soho House Tuesday night, with friends including her hair stylist pal, Ken Paves, as chaperon’s, celebrity spies told New York Post’s Page Six Column on Thursday.
“They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours….They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken.”
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New Music: John Mayer ‘Battle Studies’ Album Cover
Posted on 20. Oct, 2009 by CSS.
Any John Mayer fans out there? “Who Says” he doesn’t have the right to smoke weed?! The acoustic crooner’s fourth studio album, Battle Studies, premieres Nov. 17.
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John Mayer Berates ‘New York Magazine’ Columnist
Posted on 15. Oct, 2009 by CSS.
Douchebag — a word so often used to describe John Mayer….and it’s not hard to see why.
Mayer was recently interviewed by a columnist from New York Magazine, who he tormented for no apparent reason before threatening to sodomize her editor.
And you thought he had no class!
In an interview that took place at the Elle Decor-sponsored Armani/Casa party last week, John tried to liven up his answers to some serious questions. Here are some of the most douche-worthy excerpts from the interview…
What do you think about Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize?
I think it’s fantastic…I don’t think it’s a bad thing, but maybe someone else deserved it more.
Who? If you don’t know who else should have gotten it instead of Obama, I love you, you’re beautiful, but shut your f**king mouth.
What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?
Have you ever heard me play guitar? I’m really f**king good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse. Do you have any questions about music?How about a style question?
Yes, this seems to be apropos. Do you get paid for this?
I do it more for fun.
You do this for fun? That’s like me saying … never mind.What do you think about guys with seventies mustaches?
I don’t give a f**k about who wears their face what way. If I could grow a beard, I’d have some nutty things going on on my face.You can’t grow a beard?
It’s a pituitary thing. I know you’re not that much of a moron.
These are questions my editor wanted me to ask. I’m trying to build my journalistic career here.
You’re not building a journalistic career. You’re making yourself look like a moron and you’re not a moron. Who’s your editor?Jada.
Jada is making you sound like a moron in front of people.Why don’t you tell me about your new album? You’ve been in the studio for a while.
I have a record coming out November 17.Any particular theme or inspiration behind this one that makes it different from previous albums?
Look what we’re doing right now! We’re connecting right now! This is great! Yeah, it’s going to be quite melodically bright, but the themes are all about heartbreak.
How is that different? Haven’t you written a lot about heartbreak?
I think most artists do, but this is really breaking into the theme of it as a concept.Is there hope behind the heartbreak?
The melody is the hope. The lyrics are the heartbreak, the melody is the hope. If you have the lyrics being the heartbreak and the music as the heartbreak, your editor made you ask stupid f**king questions! You’re standing in front of me acting as if these questions are fair, but now we’re talking about something real. So there was stuff I wanted to put on the record that just didn’t fit the concept. So the next record will have that concept.What concept?
More political things, worldly things.Such as?
Nothing rhymed with public option.You don’t always have to rhyme, though.
I’m going to forcefully sodomize your editor.
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New Music: John Mayer “Who Says” Music Video
Posted on 14. Oct, 2009 by CSS.
“When I sing it, I do not think about marijuana – I think about walking around your house naked with a guitar. It’s about being in control of the pleasure in your life,” John said of the song in an interview with Rolling Stone.
“Who Says” is confirmed as the first single off of John’s soon-to-be-released fourth album “Battle Studies,” available Nov. 17. The effort is described as “observations and a little bit of advice on relationships … kind of like a heartbreak handbook.”
I’m sure once his album is released in November all the critics will be listening to every word to try and find a connection to Mayer’s former love, Jennifer Aniston.
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John Mayer Posts On Twitter To Clear Up Some Gossip
Posted on 10. Sep, 2009 by CSS.
John Mayer is on Rumor Control! The girl-hounding lothario is none too pleased that he is being romantically linked to The Hills vixen Kristin Cavallari.
In a series of four crass posts uploaded to his Twitter page Wednesday, the 32-year-old lothario announced that he has never bumped pelvics with Kristin, writing: “Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman… I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari (sic) with my penis.” He later added, “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.” He then posted, “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”
In closing, John posted, “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James…”
Well, that explains that.
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New Tabloid Claims Brad Left Jennifer Because She Is Gay?!
Posted on 28. Apr, 2009 by CSS.
Investigative celebrity blogger and biographer Ian Halperin claims Brad Pitt dumped former wife Jennifer Aniston because he believed she was a lesbian.
In an entry on his blog last week, Ian revealed that a source named Toni, who is reportedly a friend of Angelina Jolie, claims Brad started dating the Academy Award winner because Jennifer didn’t fulfill him sexually.
“Brad likes to have sex a lot and Jennifer never wanted to sleep with him,” Toni allegedly said in an interview with Ian last week.
“He started to speculate that she was gay, though he never caught her with another woman or anything like that. He was very frustrated for a long time. Then he met Angelina, who is insatiable in bed, and the rest is history….He really did love Jen but she just wasn’t fulfilling his needs.”
Toni continued: “I don’t really know Jen and I found it hard to believe she swings both ways. When Brad confided his suspicions, I told him, ‘no way!’ But when she started dating John Mayer, I thought hey maybe there is something to Brad’s theory.”
“Everybody knows that Mayer is gay,” she laughed. “Not a big secret. I can see the appeal of him hooking up with Jennifer but what does she have to gain by dating him if she’s straight?”
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John Mayer 'Douche Chronicles' Continue…
Posted on 28. Apr, 2009 by CSS.
We know who won’t be gracing the cover of Rolling Stone anytime soon.
John Mayer has confirmed that he is no fan of the groundbreaking music mag in a series of recent Twitter updates.
“I just read a review in Rolling Stone of a ‘single’ I haven’t even finished recording yet. That’s a new one for me,” he Tweeted late Sunday.
“Rolling Stone’s August 12, 2009 issue is a real piece of s***,” he wrote a short time later.
Sounds a little like someone is unable to take any criticism…more of Mayer’s lovely qualities keep bubbling up!
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John Mayer "Heartbreak Warfar" Song Reportedly About Jennifer Aniston
Posted on 02. Apr, 2009 by CSS.
Whenever I cover a story about yet another headline-grabbing stunt John Mayer pulled about half of you agree that he’s a media whore while the other half argue that he’s being funny or irreverent. It’s hard to tell with Mayer, and maybe the answer is somewhere in between. He talks so much crap that he’s probably just throwing a lot of it out there and seeing what sticks.
Mayer’s latest “talk about me” venture involves a song he performed on his cruise to Mexico aboard the “Mayercraft Carrier.” Titled “Heartbreak Warfare,” it came across as a thinly veiled reference to his off-again relationship with Jennifer Aniston. He introduced the song by saying “it’s miserable being around someone who’s negative.” Now who could that be? The lyrics of the song refer to a needy lover talking about another man.
A month after his split with Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer has debuted a new song called “Heartbreak Warfare.”
Aniston, 40, isn’t mentioned by name in the new track, which features the chorus, “If you want more love, Why don’t you say so?” and lyrics including: “Drop his name, push it in and twist the knife again; Watch my face as I pretend to feel no pain, pain, pain.”
In an audio clip posted on YouTube, Mayer, 31, tells the audience on his Mayercraft Carrier 2 cruise that he plans to record the track in mid-April for his upcoming CD Battle Studies.
“The concept of the album is the war of love – the art of war of love,” Mayer explained to the crowd. “Sometimes instead of saying ‘I love you,’ people can’t recognize that. They recognize how much you come to their aid when they are in pain.”
“I am a positivity man,” he continued. “Sometimes people try to recognize love in terms of negativity. When you are in that situation, that is not a lot of fun.”
Now that his fan cruise to Mexico is over, Mayer is heading back to the recording studio – a leased home in L.A.’s San Fernando Valley. “I gave myself a nine to five,” he recently told PEOPLE. “I’m making myself wake up and be a writer. It’s great.”
-From People
Maybe I just don’t “get” this guy, or maybe he really is the ass that I think he is. If a good friend’s ex-boyfriend was blabbing about her to the world like this, albeit in a roundabout way, I would tell him where to shove it. Couldn’t he be talking about Jessica Simpson or Minka Kelly?
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John Mayer Reportedly Breaks Up With Jennifer Aniston
Posted on 12. Mar, 2009 by CSS.
Has John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston for the second time?
E! spies sure seem to think so.
Celebrity insiders tell E! gossip columnist Marc Malkin that Jenn and John are officially dunzo after the rock star booted Friends actress, for the second time in their 12-month romance, shortly after she returned to Hollywood following her European promotional tour the hit film Marley & Me.
“He broke up with her when she got back from her European tour,” says a source.
I can’t keep up with these two… one minute he is building her this magical engagement ring the next he is done with her??? Too confusing!
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Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Engagement:
Posted on 12. Mar, 2009 by CSS.
After a little more than a year of dating, are John and Jen ready to walk down the aisle?
John Mayer has commissioned top celebrity jeweler Lorraine Schwartz to create an engagement ring for girlfriend Jennifer Aniston.
A friend close to the couple tells The Mirror:
“Money is no object for John. He is creating a vintage-style classic ring for Jen. He’s looking at 18-carat flawless diamond so he won’t get much change from $4 million.”
Lorraine has made rings for Jennifer Lopez, Beyoncé, and Heidi Klum.
According to tabloid tattles, Jennifer poor relationship track record has left her lover nervous about proposing. John hopes that presenting Jen with a gorgeous sparkler will do the trick.
“He’s just waiting for the most romantic setting to put the ring on her finger – busy schedules permitting….When he does get down on one knee he wants to be completely sure he gets the right answer. He knows a ring like that would be hard to refuse.”
While that all sounds lovely- I have grown rather sceptical of The Mirror and some of the stories they have put out lately- So in this case, I will believe it when I see Jen rockin a new engagement ring.. until then it’s just all pure speculation!
