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Ricky Gervais Open Letter To President Obama: 'Get Paris Out Of The UK'
Posted on 03. Feb, 2009 by CSS.
British comedian Ricky Gervais has a problem with Paris, Hilton that is, and he needs the President’s help in getting the hotel heiress out of the UK.
The heiress is currently in Britain filming a European version of her reality series Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, and let’s just say Ricky isn’t very happy about that, as demonstrated in this open letter to President Obama posted on Ricky’s official site on Monday.
Dear Mr. President,
Firstly, congratulations on your historic win. I have never been so behind a candidate for what must be considered the boss of the world. You seem to be a man of grace and integrity, who would never shirk responsibility in any way. I’ll get to the point.
As I’m sure you are aware, one of your flock has strayed. A Miss Paris Hilton, who is, I believe, a resident of Beverly Hills, is in England doing a reality game show for ITV2 called “Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend.” Fine. I have no problem with that. I don’t have to watch. But now it has come to my attention that she has bought a house in North London a few miles from me, and is out and about ingratiating herself with the Great British public.
Mr. President. We are not stupid. This is clearly a retaliatory strike for Posh Spice moving to LA. I know it, and you know it, so let’s cut the “it’s a free country” nonsense and come to some agreement.
I propose an exchange. This is how it would work….
We call them both and tell them that we’ve found a giant “paparazzi nest,” in New York say. (half way home for both of them already)
At first they may be confused that they’d never heard of such a thing before, but the thought of that many photographers in one place will be irresistible.
Once we get them there, while they are having their photos taken (we will have hire a few guys with cameras to make it look good) we will swap their limos around. It’s fool proof.
This is a covert operation of which Mr Gordon Brown knows nothing. (I’ve got him working on finding a synthetic fur for The Queen’s guards’ bearskin hats.)
Have your people call my people. They may have to call a few times as my people are useless to be honest.
Thank you,
Ricky Gervais
Brilliant Plan Ricky- However many of us would agree that we don’t want Paris either…
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Paris Hilton: 'Gordon Ramsey British Prime Minister'
Posted on 28. Jan, 2009 by CSS.
Paris Hilton has become the laughing stock of the U.K. after claiming fiery Hell’s Kitchen star Gordon Ramsay is the Prime Minister of Britain.
The heiress apparently confused the potty-mouthed celebrity chef, 42, with actually Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
Paris made the gaffe during the press conference for her new ITV2 show Paris Hilton’s British Best Friend.
When asked if she knew who was head of the government, 27-year-old Paris replied: “Yes, it’s Gordon Ramsay, isn’t it?”
Yikes!! It’s not saying much, but atleast she got the first name right….
