Archive for 'Self-Absorbed'
Let It Be Known: Paris Hilton Saves The Economy, One Swarovski At A Time!!
Posted on 07. May, 2009 by CSS.

Shopaholic Paris Hilton is using her millions to cure the global recession.
Oh boy…
The socialite believes splashing her estimated $10 million to $20 million annual salary on diamond-covered Dolce & Gabbana dresses and her tricked out Pepto Bismol-pink Bentley can save the world!
Paris says in an interview with the June issue with Britain’s Tatler Magazine:
“I am helping the economy by doing a lot of shopping….” Bragging about her new Bentley, Paris added: “It has Swarovski crystals everywhere. It’s the Paris pink from my brand….”
Let me be the first to give a giant heartfelt thank you to Paris for doing her part- unfortunately it’s not making an impact on the economy just the public’s perception…
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John Mayer 'Douche Chronicles' Continue…
Posted on 28. Apr, 2009 by CSS.

We know who won’t be gracing the cover of Rolling Stone anytime soon.
John Mayer has confirmed that he is no fan of the groundbreaking music mag in a series of recent Twitter updates.
“I just read a review in Rolling Stone of a ‘single’ I haven’t even finished recording yet. That’s a new one for me,” he Tweeted late Sunday.
“Rolling Stone’s August 12, 2009 issue is a real piece of s***,” he wrote a short time later.
Sounds a little like someone is unable to take any criticism…more of Mayer’s lovely qualities keep bubbling up!
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Blake Lively: "Gossip Girl Is Ruining My Film Career"
Posted on 17. Mar, 2009 by CSS.
Blake Lively says Gossip Girl is holding her back from further pursuing her film career.
(Of course, because The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants was such a blockbuster.)
Blake Lively says Gossip Girl has prevented her from launching serious career in film because of it’s demanding shooting schedule. The blonde beauty, who plays Serena on the popular CW drama, insists that she’s so busy with the tapings for the hit series that she can’t accept any movie offers coming her way.
“We shoot nine months out of the year, so there are so many films I can’t do,” Blake explains. “On my latest movie I would go and take a day off from Gossip Girl in New York and go to Connecticut and shoot that and then come back the next day. And they don’t really like to share you.”
Katherine Heigl Jr. here needs to be grateful to have a job; meanwhile 12 1/2 million Americans are unemployed. Is it Gossip Girl that’s holding Blake back, or a lack of talent? Be happy you have steady work!
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Miley Cyrus Gets Studio For Birthday & Announces She Would Like To Be Most Sought After Producer
Posted on 19. Feb, 2009 by CSS.
Behind the wheel with her licensed passenger, Miley Cyrus was spotted rolling around Toluca Lake on Wednesday afternoon (February 18).
The Disney starlet first paid a visit to her Pilates class, getting in a workout before heading off for another day of shopping at the local Rite Aid pharmacy.
Meanwhile, Miley recently drew high praise from her 20-year-old model beau Justin Gaston, who spoke to press in a new interview with the spring issue of VMAN Magazine.
“I look up to her,” Gaston said. “It’s nice to have someone there who already knows what’s going on. It helps you plan your next steps.”
And it sounds like Miley has plans to take Justin to the top of the music world, as she tells, “I just got a studio for my birthday. And I got him a guitar for Christmas. My goal is to become one of the most-wanted producers of 2010, so we have a whole year to get really good.”
Oh Miley, when will it end….
I really wish one of Miley’s handlers would enlighten her to the fact that sticking your tongue through your teeth when you smile, does not make you look cute! Just about every picture of Miley is her sticking her tongue out some way and flashing the peace sign…..makes my skin crawl!
Related Story Here: Justin Gaston
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Oh Geez! The Ladies Of Bravo’s ‘Real Housewives Of NYC’ Are Absolutely RID-IC-U-LOUS!!!!!!!
Posted on 18. Feb, 2009 by CSS.
Why Oh Why were these ladies picked back up???
At least on the other Housewives programs there is humor along with their outrageous behavior. The ladies in NYC are so bland and boring but yet so insanely entitled!
The ‘Countess’ absolutely takes the cake in my book- my favorite quote of hers from the season opener is,
“For me that’s the worst a person could be, is people that think they are better than other people, that’s the worst”
Um, how do you say pot calling the kettle black?! Now, rewind to last season when the ‘Countess’ scolded Bethany for introducing her to the driver by her first name and not ‘Countess’…. give me a break!! Then later in this episode, the ever so humble ‘Countess’ refuses service of a bottled beer at the Hampton’s bash citing: ‘The Countess doesn’t drink beer from a bottle!!’ Oh Geeeeezzzzzzz Lady get off your high horse!!
Another favorite part of the episode for me was when Ramona pulls her daughter aside to share the gossip in the Cindy Adams column- Her daughter reminds me of a young spoiled Heidi Montag…. Then later on Ramona takes her husband to a restaurant to discuss the gossip and all he can do is stare at all the ladies walking by!! OUCH! Ramona’s hubby looks like a totally slime ball!
Last night they introduced a new housewife, Kelly. She is by far prettier than any of the other Housewives, that’s for sure! At first, when they introduced her at lunch with Luann I thought they were using her as the type of underdog for this season seeing that she is now a single mom- Then later on in the episode it cuts to what her life is like, and I think she has a lot going for her! She has exciting jobs in fashion and quite frankly may be the one redeeming quality about this season. Kelly’s status seems so far above everyone elses on that show! Maybe she will put some of the ladies in their place (ahem Countess Luann.)
Don’t get me started on Simon, I haven’t completely figured out his damage yet!
I have to say I will probably continue to tune in for the sole fact that watching grown woman act so ludicrous really helps remind me of the type of people I never ever want to end up like!!!! And I can’t deny it can be good material!
Just in case all you Luann fans dream of being just like her, she is coming to your aid!! Luann revealed that she is working on a ‘Manners/Etiquette’ book just for you!!
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Kanye West 'Details' Magazine March 2009 Cover & Video
Posted on 17. Feb, 2009 by CSS.
Or should I say Kanye West Ego is on the cover of Details…..
“Put this in the magazine: There’s nothing more to be said about music. I’m the f*cking end-all, be-all of music. I know what I’m doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It’s on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let’s talk about how my ****ing sweater didn’t come back right from Korea. That’s what’s interesting me.”
Kanye on Producing His First Beat: “First beat I did was in seventh grade, on my computer. I got into doing beats for the video games I used to try to make. My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I’m 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You’d have to draw in and program every little step—it literally took me all night to do a step, ’cause the penis, y’know, had little feet and eyes.”
Kanye’s Work Ethic: “People ask me a lot about my drive. I think it comes from, like, having a sexual addiction at a really young age. Look at the drive that people have to get sex—to dress like this and get a haircut and be in the club in the freezing cold at 3 A.M., the places they go to pick up a girl. If you can focus the energy into something valuable, put that into work ethic.”
Kanye on Gays: “Titles are very important. I like to embody titles, y’know, or words that have negative connotations, and explain why that’s good,” he says. “Take the word gay—like, in hip-hop, that’s a negative thing, right? But in the past two, three years, all the gay people I’ve encountered have been, like, really, really, extremely dope. Y’know, I haven’t, like, gone to a gay bar, nor do I ever plan to. But where I would talk to a gay person—the conversation would be mostly around, like, art or design—it’d be really dope. From a design standpoint, kids’ll say, ‘Dude, those pants are gay.’ But if it’s, like, good, good, good fashion-level, design-level stuff, where it’s on a higher level than the average commercial design stuff, it’s, like, gay people that do that. I think that should be said as a compliment. Like, ‘Dude, that’s so good it’s almost . . . gay.’”
If you can stomach more of Kanye check out the rest here.
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Paris Hilton Names Herself 'Icon Of The Decade'
Posted on 16. Feb, 2009 by CSS.
Kanye West has already appointed himself “the voice of our generation,” and now Paris Hilton has stepped forward to accept “icon of the decade” honors.
The world is going to Hell in a hand-basket!
In an interview with E! News over the weekend, the sex-crazed socialite compared herself to fellow blonde’s Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana, explaining that the women’s timeless influence on pop culture mirrors her own.
“There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.”
It’s amazing what the ego does to protect itself.
I don’t even know how to respond to this other than she is definitely not who she thinks she is… I perceive an Icon to be more of an A-List caliber, but way to nominate yourself! I’m just baffled she would consider herself an equal counter part to Princess Diana…
Paris Hilton is more of this decades Party Girl than Icon.
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Miley Cyrus Wants To Move Out.
Posted on 06. Feb, 2009 by CSS.
Miley Cyrus, who complained this week that the press is trying to turn her into Hollywood next badass, is playing the poor, persecuted sweetheart routine in hopes of moving into her own apartment with BFF Mandy Jiroux.
“She’s itching for freedom and wants to be under her own roof well before she turns 18.”
According to the Feb. 12 edition of The National Enquirer, Miley, 16, is lobbying for her parents to allow her to move into a bachelorette pad off Hollywood’s Sunset Strip with her YouTube co-star.
So far, Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus have vetoed Miley’s plans to flee the nest.
“They feel that, if anything, she’s already got more freedom than is good for her,” says a family friend.
But Miley isn’t giving up, sources tell the tabloid. The naughty little Disney star has grown accustomed to having her own way and she’s certain that with enough pestering, she’ll soon be leaving life on her own terms–outside of her parent’s house.
“Miley knows that the next time she asks, it will come as less of a shock-and she plans to wear her folks down.”
I say at this rate (it its true) Miley Cyrus has a lot to learn- No good can come from living on your own at the age of 16- what is she hoping to get to do that she cant do at home?? She is already allowed to have her 20 year old boyfriend stay with her- Sounds too me like that statement is dead on, She has WAY more freedom than is already good for her!
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Christian Bale Loses It & Unfortunately For Him The Whole Thing Is Taped.
Posted on 02. Feb, 2009 by CSS.
Wow…. the ego on this guy- unbelievable!
The cursing rant went down on the set of Terminator Salvation a couple of months back.
Christian Bale has lost his damn mind!
TMZ has posted the most scary audio of The Dark Knight star having a profanity-laced coronary on the set of Terminator: Salvation last year.
According to TMZ, all Hell broke loose on the set after a director of photography accidentally ruined a scene by walking onto the set. Bale went bonkers, threatening to quit if movie bosses didn’t fire the poor sap.
Audio of Bale Going Berserk From TMZ.com
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John Mayer Fakes Fans Out By Signing Autographs Under A Different Name
Posted on 28. Nov, 2008 by CSS.
For fans who need further confirmation that John Mayer is a jerk, take a look at Exhibit A.
Rocker John Mayer, 31, stands accused of faking out his fans. Hollywood insiders claim the future Mr. Aniston has a habit of teasing his adoring fans with phony autographs signed “Engelbert Humperdinck” instead of “John Mayer.”
“John signed one of my autographs with the name Engelbert Humperdinck,” disgusted Mayer admirer Robert Isherwood tells Life & Style.
Humperdinck was a popular British pop star in the ’60s.
“I crumpled it up and threw it on the ground,” Robert continued. “Why would I save that?”
I think I can safely assume John Mayer thinks this behavior makes him look cool- like another one of his ‘goofs’, instead he just looks like a tool in my book.
John has pulled this stunt before- last February a diehard Mayer fan seeking his signature on his guitar got an unappreciated response- Mayer signed the guitar ‘Eric Roberts’ when the fan asked Mayer to correct it he refused- pretty rude!!
If your a celebrity and your tired of being asked for an autograph or whatever then just be the ass that ignores everyone- don’t take it to this other level and ruin someones property bc they are a fan of yours…. lame John Mayer real lame!

































