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HBO Sitcom Starring: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears & Paris Hilton!

Posted on 07. Nov, 2008 by CSS.

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You know what they say about desperate times.

HBO is interested in a proposed sitcom that would pair on-again/off-again frenemies Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan together as three on-screen sisters who move to Los Angeles to make it big in the city’s thriving entertainment industry.

Star Magazineinformants say Lindsay came up with the idea after being bounced from her guest role on the hit ABC dramedy Ugly Betty.

“Lindsay told a friend. ‘The big acting offers have really dried up-so I need to do something drastic to get people’s attention.’”

Lindsay is hopefully that if she can convince Paris and Britney to star in the sitcom with her, her stalled career will get just the boost it needs to put her back on the A-list.

“She’ll get movie offers again, which is what she really wants,” the tabloid insider says.

According to the report, while Britney and Paris are interested, both stars have asked to see a script before making any commitments.

What do you think?? If HBO Backed it, I think it could have potential to soar- regardless if it is good or not they will definitely get the ratings when it first airs, everyone is going to want to see this! It will be up to them to make it good enough to have any real staying power though…..

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Say It Isn't So!!! Heidi & Spencer To Appear On "How I Met Your Mother"

Posted on 05. Nov, 2008 by CSS.

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Oh geez…. as if we don’t get enough of there douchery every day in the tabloids let alone each week on The Hills…. this truly pains me to say…

It looks like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are pulling a page from the Book of Britney, the reality tv tarts are going to make a cameo appearance on an upcoming episode of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother- the cameo should air next month…

As a loyal fan of this show I must pose one final question: Neil Patrick Harris, how could you let this happen???

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The Real Housewives of Atlanta: Kim Zolciak is Wack!!

Posted on 05. Nov, 2008 by CSS.

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Dear Kim,

Cat Is Spelled with a C not a K.

Sincerely,

Me.

Oh My goodness!! This show just became a comedy last night- I could not stop laughing!!

Kim has provided more than enough material to keep any comic sustained!! Kim if you are reading this, let “this hater be your motivator” because darling you need someone to motivate you- you need to be motivated into a better wig one that does not make it look like the sixth housewife is residing on your head!! And your voice??? Watching last nights episode reminded me of those American Idol opening shows where they go from town to town to find talent and there are pools of people who think they can sing but really sound dreadful- That was Kim- it’s not really her fault its whoever has been telling her she has a beautiful voice and should make a signing career- that’s who’s fault it is!!! Anyone who still doesn’t know who “Big Papa” is Can Check Him Out Here.

And Sheree- I’m at a loss for her, I think she is all about the drama and only started being friends with Kim to get at NeNe. I mean come on the proof was when Kim said how to spell cat and spelled it with a K not a C- and Sheree just sat there like yes Kim you are so right- not a true friend!! And then when Kim was finally singing in her car for Sheree to hear her, Sheree was “mesmerized” by her voice….um Sheree, Kim sounded like a gruff woman who couldn’t hold a tune if her life depended upon it!

And as for NeNe, I cant lie, she has become one of my favorite housewives to watch! She maybe a little obnoxious but she keeps it real-She will tell you to your face what is going on- you have to have a certain level of respect for that! As for her husband Greg he is actually my favorite character on the show, I mean who else are you going to get that is going to be that patient while explaining what “1/3″ is?!?!

A little side note- below is a clip of Anderson Cooper on Ellen via Satellite talking about “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”-Specifically NeNe:

Gotta Love Anderson Cooper!!

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Robert Downey Jr. Is Determined To Win Ben Stiller An Oscar.

Posted on 04. Nov, 2008 by CSS.

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Robert Downey Jr. has plans to help Ben Stiller win an Oscar. Not only are they going to work together again, but they’re going to continue on the long road down bad taste, following Tropic Thunder, and make a movie about conjoined twins.

“There is a story about some famous conjoined twins – I don’t remember their names but that’s irrelevant anyway – and I’m going to direct Ben in that film. Ben will play both twins. It’s going to be kind of like ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’, except with two buttons.

“He got me to score in the comedy department and I am determined to help him win two Oscars for playing the same part. And we will get picketed by the Siamese twins organization, which will draw more attention to the cause.”

Robert is also planning to give himself an unusual starring role in the film.

He quipped: “I am also going to make a cameo as a Siamese cat. I want Ben to win one Oscar for a dramatic role and another for his role in a musical or comedy because one of the conjoined twins likes to tap out the words and dance a little bit!”

-From Bang Showbiz

I’m pretty sure Downey is joking about this, particularly since Matt Damon has already made a film about conjoined twins, one that he probably wishes he could bury in the vaults of Hollywood. If not, I think the twins he is talking about is Chang and Eng Bunker, who were born in Siam and traveled around in a circus/freak show, and that is where the term ‘Siamese Twins’ actually comes from. It’s not at all related to the cats, so if Downey’s reading this he might just have learned something new.

Actually, checking out Wiki article about the twins -this film could be a smorgasbord of politically incorrect humor – the twins, following the end of their contract, went on to build a plantation and hire slaves, where they married another set of twins. They had 21 children between them.

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Sacha Baron Cohen Crashes Anti-Gay Rally!

Posted on 03. Nov, 2008 by CSS.

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The Associated Press Reports that comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, posing as the fictional character Bruno, attended a rally supporting a ban on gay marriage in California. Bruno, a gay European fashion designer and electronic music reporter, is another one of Cohen’s creations from his Home Box office comedy series, “Da Ali G Show,” which also gave rise to his hugely popular character, Borat.

Cohen’s Bruno, like Borat, will soon be the central character in his own feature length film. Cohen likely will follow the formula that made Borat’s feature film a huge success, a fictional narrative interspersed with footage of Cohen in character as he spontaneously interacts with people unaware of the premise.

Cohen’s commitment to his craft has led to a new look for Bruno. Unlike the Bruno with short, cropped black hair in the Ali G show (remarkable similar to both Borat and G), the photos from the rally and from other events Cohen crashed as Bruno show Cohen wearing a longer hairstyle and also abandoning the mid-90s rave fashion sense Bruno exhibited during the HBO Series.

The AP reports:

Cohen, in disguise in a blond wig and preppy outfit, marched with demonstrators who support Proposition 8 while being trailed by cameras in a rally across from City Hall.

When photographers and reporters realized who he was and tried to approach the star, members of his film crew tried to shield him, and he was eventually whisked away in a van.

-From AP via Yahoo News

The California rally for the anti-gay marriage amendment has great comedic potential for the upcoming Bruno movie. Much of the comedy from both Borat and Bruno comes from Cohen’s character’s inability to understand American social, religious and political customs and norms. But while Borat’s humor comes from his political and cultural misunderstanding, Bruno’s character gets most of his laughs from his complete obliviousness to homophobia and tense reactions to his own flamboyant homosexuality.

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What The Be-Dazzle Did You Think Of Kath & Kim??

Posted on 11. Oct, 2008 by CSS.

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What If Paris Hilton Were President?

Posted on 09. Oct, 2008 by CSS.

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You no longer have to wonder, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president… Also mentioned in the article is her advice we previously reported on where she gives her Presidential Fashion advice to VP Candidate Sarah Palin.

On her presidential style:“I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor Day, Donna Karan the rest of the year. Unless I wake up and the day is screaming for me to put on a bikini for my fellow Americans. Country first.”

On her vice president:“Rihanna, of course. She’s hot.”

What changes she would make to the White House: “In these trying economic times, I believe the White House should have a minimalist touch: open floor plan, glass and steel, throw pillows, and an infinity pool. The inaugural balls will be replaced with an inaugural Rock Band party. For expert-level players only. Don’t even think about getting on drums. I play drums.”

On her presidential platform: “I will carry out a foreign-policy platform that will transform America’s role in the world to that of a proactive, not reactive, superpower that will use diplomacy and incentives to head off trouble in unstable regions before they unravel out of control. I will also be wearing platform shoes when I meet with foreign dignitaries to accentuate my well-toned calves.”

On who will appoint her cabinet posts:“I won’t have a cabinet; I will have a closet. A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell.”

Who will stay in the Lincoln bedroom: “I want to put an end to only large financial contributors, lobbyists, inside-the-Beltway fat cats, and corporate bigwigs getting to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom. I will keep that room open only for people for whom it is too late to drive after attending one of my secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties. ”

On what advice she would give Sarah Palin: “my advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.”

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Sarah Silverman Takes A Few Hits

Posted on 23. Aug, 2008 by CSS.

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To get over Jimmy Kimmel

I dont think anyone would be surprised to know that Sarah has admitted she smokes pot and is a fan of the “brownies” here is a story from the National Enquirer… Knowing Sarah It’s probably dead on true.

Comedian Sarah Silverman was feeling so low after her recent split from comic Jimmy Kimmel, she got high to get through her stage show.

Sarah and her TV host boyfriend announced their split on July 14 after six years together. And just two weeks later, on July 29, Sarah, 37, had an emotional breakdown moments before she was to take the stage at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in Hollywood, Calif., say sources.

“Sarah thought telling jokes about her breakup would be a walk in the park, but she was struck with a case of the jitters so severe she didn’t know if she’d be able to go on,” revealed an insider.

“Sarah went to a comedian friend and told him she desperately needed some pot to calm her nerves.”

After taking a few hits of dope provided by the friend, Sarah managed to regain her composure and went out to perform, the source says.

“Sarah pulled it together on stage,” said the source. “Her timing was dead on and the audience responded well to the new material, which did include a few bittersweet reflections on her breakup.”

Sarah has admitted in interviews that she smokes pot in social settings and enjoys “eating pot brownies.”