Lindsay Step Away From The Cocaine- Seriously!!
Posted on 25. Feb, 2009 by CSS in Entertainment, Not Well, Oh My!, drugs
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been in good shape for a while, but people are really taking notice after a really weird interview Lohan did at some point during Oscar night.
Lohan seems both disoriented and hyper. She talks about her “friend” Penelope Cruz. Yeah, right. Lohan and Penelope totally hang out. I can just see it. Penelope and Javier Bardem cavorting on a beach, with Lohan covertly snorting something on a beach towel.
Lohan also talks about how many meetings she’s taking with movie producers. If the LA Times “The Envelope” blog is any kind of representative of what mainstream Hollywood thinks (and it is), Lohan isn’t getting those meetings. At this point, she’s just another train wreck that can’t get a job. The video is above, and here’s what the LA Times has to say about it:
Call me crazy, but after watching this video of Lohan babbling about her exciting new projects,
the stress of which, she hints, might be causing her weight loss, I am more than a little worried about her.
Her new diamond jewelry and spray tan lines will no doubt do as well as her leggings line.
Seriously, who would buy spray tan from a girl who has turned up looking like an Oompa-Loompa at so many events?
And how about the matching “women empowerment” tattoos that she and Lily Allen recently got together, which, giggle giggle, they had, like, no idea that Rihanna had the same one, I mean, how random is that?
And why are her hands flying all over her face and into her hair during this interview?
Why is she talking in a conspiratorial whisper and looking around nervously?
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
It could explain all the nasty fights with Sam and why Sam is once again distancing herself from La Lohan.
I’m thinking LiLo should pull a Betty Ford and start a Lohan International House of Rehab chain where you can take yoga classes once a week. They could even offer family discounts! The marketing possibilities are endless.
-From The Los Angeles Times
Why are we so afraid of saying that the girl’s back on nose candy? It’s tragic. What the hell is Sam Ronson doing? Is Sam Lohan’s enabler or her crutch? Is Sam the one who is paying for all of the nose candy? This chick needs major help!
I think LA Times nailed it best with the “Lohan International House of Rehab” – that got me laughing!!
Update:
TMZ has video of Sam and Lindsay looking like they’re having a post Oscar tiff. Sam storms out of the limo while Lindsay acts like everything is ok. She then goes inside and you can hear what sounds like the start of an argument – or the continuation of one.
